My sister is still trying to punish me because her husband-at-the-time wrecked their car in 1980. My sister, Chris Andrea Hays, is still calling everybody she can in Washington County, Oregon to help her. I'm beginning to think she's really, really, crazy. I've heard she is, and has been for years, calling Mothers Against Drunk Drivers (MADD) to try and get them to help her punish me. Today I'm going to tell the true story of how the crazy cop mentioned on 7-7-02 committed arson with a female informant in order to make one of his targets look bad. One of the best ways to deliberately or accidently start a fire in a kitchen is by popping popcorn in a pan filled with cooking oil. This is how the scheme went. The female informant went over to the target's apartment. While there the female informant suggested that she and the target watch a movie. She then suggested she pop some popcorn. While the target was elsewhere in the apartment she deliberately started the kitchen fire. She then ran to the target and told the target the kitchen was on fire. The target evacuated the apartment and called the fire department, which came out and put out the fire. In the meantime the crazy cop was waiting nearby in another apartment and burst forth on the scene to "save the day". The cop and the female informant concocted a story blaming the target that was so ridiculous not even the fire department personnel believed it. You might ask why the cop had targeted the target in the first place and what crime or crimes the target was suspected of committing. This is the answer: The target committed no crimes but was targeted as a favor to a family member who was mad at the target. The crazy cop also likes to play childish, immature psychological games. He had the female informant slice up all the target's nice clothes once. When the target went out and bought new clothes, the cop had somebody slice up those clothes. Afterwards the crazy cop had people go to the target and insult him about wearing older clothes and never having nice clothes. Only in Washington County, Oregon could this sort of nonsense go on for so long. Man, post a few jokes and make a few observations and the psychos in Oregon come out it droves. This brings up a "Mystery of the Universe". Not once, not twice, but thrice the names of two beneficiaries (my two daughters) on my life insurance policy were changed to the name "Chris Hoover". I have tried to find the answer to this little "mystery of the universe" but have run into a "wall of silence". I wonder what's going on behind my back. "Don't read any books written by Fyodor Dostoevsky or Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn because IF YOU DO you might become bored. Heh heh... and they didn't think I could put the names of my two favorite Russian writers in one sentence with a negative. Today, because I'm in a particularly obnoxious mood, I'm going to upset everybody. Everybody is a lazy, no-good, punk, illiterate bum. Uh oh...... everybody is waking up. He's starting to show his canine teeth. Because I'm a really brilliant investigator I went out and bought the audio tape entitled "How to talk to dogs in five easy lessons and learn why you are a victim of Satanic Ritual Abuse". So when everybody growls at me I know what he says. He just growled at me so I'll translate from dog talk into Latin and then into Greek and then into old Shakespearean English and then, finally, into today's American English. In a previous lifetime I used to be dead, but occasionally while I was dead I would translate holy books. This is what he growled, "Look, you pain-in-the-butt human, if you're going to upset me with your little, insulting witticisms, at least make sure my food bowl and water bowl are full. Otherwise, I'll tell that stupid cat and the mice to go after you." I asked a radical feminist who was standing nearby eating tofu this question, "Man, what's that dog's problem?" She replied, "He's a victim and a victimizer in a dog partriarchal society and he's oppressing the cat and mice. The cat and mice don't realize they're victims of a dog patriarchal society and so they ignore the dog and do what they want. BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID. If they were smart they would organize and overthrow dogs." I asked, "Are you on drugs?" She replied, "Only politically correct psychotropic drugs." From the Committee for the Scientific Investigations of Claims of the Paranormal comes this expose of "repressed memories" and Satanic Ritual Abuse. So-called "repressed memories" and false accusations of child abuse are the new witch hunts of today. After I posted the above posting I got some rather interesting and extremely hateful responses. An ex-wife I divorced in 1980 and who has been stalking me ever since became involved with a moronic gang of females in 1980 that were convinced they were the victims of early childhood Satanic Ritual Abuse. These satanic rituals involved the usual mutilating, sacrificing and killing of thousands of animals and human babies. For over twenty years these females have tried to convince as many people as possible that they too are the victims of satanic ritual child abuse. The "therapy" this gang of idiots engage in basically causes them to reinforce their ridiculous delusions and then come up with even more outlandish delusions. My ex-wife convinced her mother and a couple of female relatives of mine they were victimized in childhood during satanic rituals. My delusional ex-wife and female relatives were actually able to convince some really gullible and stupid members of their church that these satanic rituals really exist and that Washington County, Oregon is a hotbed of the mass killings, mutilations, and sacrifices of thousands of animals and babies. My delusional ex-wife and female relatives have gotten so carried away with all this foolishness that they have actually convinced themselves and others to spend many years in various attempts to destroy me. They are working on convincing the mother of my two daughters and my two daughters that the mother of my two daughters and my two daughters are victims of satanic ritual abuse and that I'm the one that has victimized them for so many years. Over the years the various females of this moronic gang have tried to convince me I am also a victim of satanic rituals and that I am a leader of satanic rituals (I wasn't and I'm not). When I have told them that maybe they ought to call the cops because cops are supposed to investigate murder they don't like the idea. Then they say most of the cops in Washington County, Oregon are involved in satanic rituals that involve the killing of thousands of animals and babies. They also have told me that almost every other house or apartment in Washington County, Oregon is the scene of satanic rituals. They haven't convinced me but they have convinced many members of a church that John McClelland Hays and Neta Hays and Chris Hoover go to. The absolute irrational hatred Neta Hays, Chris Hoover and John McClelland Hays have for me, my two daughters, and the mother of my two daughters is amazing to behold. And it is all based on the satanic ritual abuse delusions of a mentally ill ex-wife and her mother. My female relatives, in order to buttress the pretense of the satanic ritual abuse delusions, have come up with such an outrageous and fictional childhood for me that it is hard to believe this fake childhood of mine actually happened on this planet. This gang of delusional idiots have an interesting way of alleviating the delusional pain and suffering caused by their false satanic ritual childhood and that is by taking mass quantities of drugs or remaining perpetually drunk. A female roommate I have by the name of Ronni Smith is a member of this gang of delusional idiots and she is one of the most manipulative, dishonest, mentally ill, perpetually drunk, irrational humans I have ever met. You can almost feel the absolute hatred she has for the mother of my two daughters, my two daughters, me and almost everyone else around here. On almost a daily basis my two daughters are subjected to the mindless rantings and hate that is directed at me and others who are percieved to be satanic ritual abusers. As I've said before, there is a group of man-hating hags in Washington County, Oregon that control a lot of people by telling them they are victims of Satanic Ritual Abuse and that only the old hags can help them and only if the people let the old hags do all their thinking for them. Faye (the psycho, protoplasmic blob) Oekerman is one of the leaders of this gang of man-hating hags. They've convinced John McClelland Hays, Neta Hays, Chris Hoover, and some others that this is the way to go. They are working on my two daughters and their mother. Now this group of man-hating hags has come up with a new way to spread mindless hate. According to Faye Oekerman and her man-hating hag buddies there is a surge in Satanic Ritual Abuse in Washington County, Oregon because all the foreigners and male members of the ethnic minorities are doing Satanic Rituals and abusing their girlfriends, wives, and kids. The man-hating hags want all the foreigners to go home (wherever that is) and they want all the minorities to go elsewhere so that Washington County, Oregon will be safer for white, man-hating hags. Personally, it is one of the silliest things I've ever heard, but since Faye (the psycho, protoplasmic blob) and her man-hating hag friends don't need much of a reason to hate people, I guess for them and their stupid followers it is not so silly. After all, Faye and her man-hating hag buddies were able to convince Cathy Winters to start a relationship with me for the sole reason of framing me. The mother of my two daughters and my two daughters are constantly being told that I'm a bum, an abuser, evil and that I don't love them. None of that is true but Faye Oekerman and her man-hating hag buddies don't care who they hurt as long as Faye can get revenge on me for divorcing her. It is an obsession that Faye has devoted her life to. I still get strange phone calls from her and her hag buddies gloating over the fact that they managed to con some of my relatives into hating me. I fear it is working on my two daughters. New update on the sick, psychotic, blob of protoplasm that I divorced in 1980 who has been stalking me for twenty years. For some idiot reason certain people are allowing her to influence my two daughters to be used against me as just another of her sick weapons to get even with me for divorcing her. As somebody who knows about her mental illness said, and this is a famous quote, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." Now this sick, psychotic blob of protoplasm is trying to make my two daughters hate each other. By the way, here is how that quote came about. "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." by William Congreve, from the play The Mourning Bride. Oftentimes people will ask me a question that baffles me. This usually happens whenever anybody asks me a question. So I like to do the sleazy thing and "ask the experts." If I ask twenty experts about something and ten of them form a consensus that says the correct answer is "THIS" and the other ten form a consensus that says the correct answer is "THAT", then I figure I'm having a pretty good day and I choose the consensus that I like the best. I would like to call this the "scientific method", but it's not, so I can't. Actually I can, but then people might get upset AND THE SLEAZE REPORT IS DEDICATED TO NOT UPSETTING PEOPLE BECAUSE THE SLEAZE REPORT IS POLITICALLY CORRECT. Do you understand what I'm saying? For those who are having difficulty hearing what I just said I'll repeat it again, only louder. !!!!!!!!!!!THE SLEAZE REPORT IS DEDICATED TO NOT UPSETTING PEOPLE BECAUSE THE SLEAZE REPORT IS POLITICALLY CORRECT.!!!!!!! When I was in the Navy I was mostly either with an Air Antisubmarine Squadron or attached to Carrier Air Wing Three on staff duty. Hence, I was almost always around flight officers or pilots. Once they found out I was a whiz at paperwork I even ended up doing most their paperwork (this is one reason I ended up becoming an assistant officer with a lot of various collateral duties). There is very little corruption, sleaze, and adultery among this group of officers because, at least it seemed to me, all they wanted to do was be up in the sky flying around utilizing all the cool aircraft the Navy has. Maybe on shore duty they became sleazy but I don't know. I also don't know that much about submarine officers. I was around some line officers and those officers were a lot more sleazy than the pilots and flight officers were. I was also around some JAG officers and the sleaze and corruption among these officers would make an honest person sick. The Navy JAG Corps is such a cesspool of corruption, adultery, illegal actions like falsifying evidence, lying to everybody, falsification and alteration of official documents that whatever the original reason for having a JAG corps was, the reason is no longer valid and the Navy should completely do away with the JAG corps. On Indian reservations the local reservation police or the FBI investigate crimes. Maybe the military should have a local police force and any important investigations should be done by the FBI with results forwarded to civilian prosecutors like the appropriate U. S. Attorney's office. The Naval Criminal Investigative Service is one of the few law enforcement agencies in the U.S. without any oversight whatsoever. This is one reason it has evolved into one of the most corrupt, crooked law enforcement agencies in the history of the U.S. A local military police agency for each installation with independent oversight capabilities should be established and the Naval Criminal Investigative Service should be completely disbanded with none of its agents ever being allowed to get a job in any law enforcement agency. Click here for a story about an assault on a woman at a party in Beaverton, Oregon in 1987. A year or so ago I got a job working at Stream International. Shortly after being hired my ex-in-laws called up some people in management and told them I was gay and had the AIDS virus. (By the way, I'm not gay and I don't have the AIDS virus.) This caused a couple of supervisors to come to me and tell me the computer I was working on wasn't a good computer and that a computer that was waaaaaay away from everyone was the computer for me. They also said really stupid things like, "Don't feel bad, these computers in this area don't work for Mexicans, either." From time to time I will present more real outrageous personnel policies practiced by Stream International that were designed with one thing in mind. To get me to quit so the managers and my co-workers wouldn't be worried about me giving them AIDS. As I've mentioned before my ex-in-laws called up Stream International where I worked and told them I was a homosexual with the AIDS virus. This caused various persons in management to come up with a lot of outrageous and illegal schemes to get me to quit or to get me fired. Another of their little schemes went like this: Many times I was scheduled to begin work at 6 A.M. I would arrive before 6 A.M. to get everything prepared so I would be able to start working at 6. Then when I went to the computer I was assigned to on any particular day the computer would not be ready or it would be down. Only the IT people could get it back up because they had administrative rights and I didn't. The disabling of the computer I was to work on was, of course, done on purpose. Usually about an hour later, after I complained, the IT people would get the computer working or I would be assigned to another computer. Sometime during the day (and this happened on a lot of days) somebody in management would come to me and tell me that I didn't start on time, or I was late for work, or something similar, and that I would be terminated. Luckily for me there were enough honest people working at Stream International so that when certain persons in management did try to get rid of me with these idiot schemes it never got very far. Another ploy that was used was for somebody in management to change my weekly work schedule on my off days in order to try and get me fired for not showing up for work at my scheduled time. It got so bad that sometimes on my day off I would go into work just to check if my work schedule had been secretly changed. There will be more to come, including the strange postings on the bulletin boards informing my co-workers about my alleged medical conditions. After about of year of working there I was told I was being laid off because my job was being transferred to Canada. I applied for unemployment insurance at the Oregon Employment Department. When the person handling my claim called up Stream International a couple of the supervisors said I had been fired because I didn't show up for work. Pretty sleazy, huh? I guess lying in order to avoid paying unemployment benefits is a normal business practice for Stream International. Anyway my claim was turned down. I then filed an appeal. Fifteen minutes before the appeal was to be heard somebody at the Oregon Employment Department called my residence to inform me my appeal was to be heard. I wasn't around but a roommate took the call and told me about the call later. I ended up not getting unemployment payments. |