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Oregon's newest and latest "Messenger of God" is Lon Mabon. I don't really believe he is but he's convinced he is and God has supposedly told him it is ok for him to have secret societies. Lon Mabon likes secrets so much that maybe he should become a government. My ex-in-laws and their mentally unbalanced disbarred attorney, Roger Weidner, and my mother and sister believe Lon Mabon is the "One and True Messenger of God" (of course they also believe ol' Roger when he blames me for his becoming disbarred and crazy and a moron, so you know they're having reality issues) and they say his secret societies are cool. Maybe they are in one already. I get a lot of emails from his supporters and this makes me glad that there is such a thing as a "delete" key on my various email programs. Well, well, this is an interesting new discovery. It seems many years ago Roger Weidner wanted to know my ex-wife in a carnal way but she thought he was a disgusting pig and wouldn't make it with him. This is the only time in her life she has been right about anything and this is the only guy on the planet she wouldn't make it with. I have such lousy luck. This is one reason I don't gamble...that and because as a teenager I would visit relatives that lived in Las Vegas, NV and I learned gambling is an unprofitable way to invest your money. Uh oh, I think I've just upset the Association of Casino Operators......heh, heh, just kidding all you casino operators. What I REALLY meant to say was, "Everybody on the planet should go to Las Vegas and gamble because that is the way to win big.... really, really BIG.... like millions and millions of dollars. Oh no, now I've upset the Chamber of Commerce in New York City. What I really, REALLY meant to say was, "Go to Las Vegas and win millions and millions of dollars AND THEN go to New York City and SPEND millions and millions of dollars. Goodness gracious, now I've upset the Hillsboro, Oregon Chamber of Commerce. What I really, really, really meant to say was, "Go to Las Vegas and win millions and millions of dollars AND THEN go to New York City and SPEND millions and millions of dollars AND THEN go to Hillsboro, Oregon and spend millions and millions of dollars. Oh man, oh man, oh man! This is terrible. Now I'm getting email from thousands of Chambers of Commerce around the country and one of the few times I absolutely need it, the damn "delete" key won't work. It seems a lot of the crimes my ex-wife, her psycho mother, my mother, and my sister want me arrested and prosecuted for are primarily religious in nature. Many of the false accusations and investigations that seem to have been following me since I moved out of the psycho Oekerman house don't involve your usual crimes, such as property crimes like burglary, or person to person crimes like assault, but more like religious crimes such as the following:
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