It was probably my ex-in-laws and some of their friends who vandalized my vehicles and sliced the brake lines on one of my vehicles.

There are two really big, stupid goons in Washington county, Oregon. They are under the influence of Roger Weidner. They harass me because they think I'm a homosexual. I'm really not. Sometimes when I walk to the store they drive by and throw trash at me. So I have come up with a really brilliant plan and some questions. If I put on lipstick, make-up, high heels and a miniskirt and convince these guys that I'm a lesbian and not a homosexual, will they quit throwing trash at me? There a few drawbacks to my really brilliant plan. If I dress up with lipstick, make-up, high heels and a miniskirt and walk to the store as a lesbian and Roger Weidner or Kim Anderson drive by they might offer me twenty bucks for cheap, sleazy sex. What should I do if this happens? I realize that even us lesbians need to put food on the table. Boy, talk about a moral dilemma. Would I have to shave my legs in order to convince the goons that I'm a lesbian and not a homosexual? What if they also throw trash at lesbians? Would that make my really brilliant plan really stupid?

I have found out that for many years my psycho ex-wife, Faye Oekerman, and her family have been stealing my mail. They have been doing this with the help of my father, mother, and sister. They have been doing this for many reasons. One reason is to find out who I am going out with. So I will tell them. I have been going out with Wendy Fraser, the mother of my two daughters. Wendy Fraser is highly intelligent, sexy, wonderful, and will eventually (I hope) get her black belt in Taekwondo. How does a person become so sleazy that they find a desire to steal mail?

There is a church in Washington County, Oregon. Its members are fine upstanding citizens when they are not drunk and driving around in really huge vans. The members of this church invited Wendy and I out for dinner one night at the Old Spaghetti Factory in Beaverton, Oregon.

We had a really great meal. Then some members of this church turned to me and said, "Do you know our church is the only church that does not participate in satanic sex abuse rituals?" I said no, I did not know that. They were stunned and amazed that I didn't know that.

I've never known anyone to engage in satanic sex abuse rituals. Maybe I just don't hang out at the right churches.

So questions for 2 Dec 2001 are as follows:

How do they know every church but theirs engages in satanic sex abuse rituals? Do they go and participate in these bizarre rituals to make sure? Do they have fantasies of participating in these rituals?

Isn't this nice. I have just found out Roger Weidner and the sleazy Oekermans have again accused me of participating in satanic sex abuse rituals. I wonder which church I go to that they know about?

Questions for 1 December 2001 Do I, as an American citizen, have the right to make derogatory comments about politicians that I believe are not acting in the citizens' best interest? Do I, as an American citizen, have the right to criticize the corporation ENRON for dissipating the retirement funds of hardworking American citizens? Do I, as an American citizen, have the right to remember all the cool things about George and, along with his buddies, their effect on my life? My two daughters are into music (I like country, rhythm and blues, and rock, and folk) that just HAS TO BE THE LATEST (do they secretly own stock in record companies?) and when I try to explain to them why I like the Beatles they are completely mystified. Of course, I'm mystified by their mystification.

Questions for 30 Nov 2001

Sometimes my ex-wife (the one I divorced in 1980) and her idiot relatives and Roger Weidner drive by the house where I live. When they do they honk their horns and scream epithets at the house. So, here's my questions for the day.

Does screaming at the house make the house feel bad?

Do houses with low self-esteem keep out the rain?

Is there a national crisis about houses with low self-esteem?

Do we need to start a national 12-step program so all houses will feel good about themselves?

Is there a psychologist lurking nearby thinking, "I smell money."?

A couple of questions for 29 Nov 2001. Some years back when I was living in Beaverton, OR Oregon, in an apartment (my landlord was Sang Soon Kim), I came home one night to find an extremely inebriated individual in my apartment. This person was waving a 357 magnum revolver around and screaming a lot of nonsense, some of it being that homosexuals must die and since I was a homosexual I must die. (I'm not really gay but my ex-wife and her family have been telling people this for years). I finally managed to disarm this person and then eject him from the apartment. Once he was outside I told him that I was going to have to call the cops and make a report. He laughed and said that would be a waste of time because the cops wouldn't do anything. He then iterated that there was nothing I could do and anytime he wanted to break in he could and the cops would do nothing. He said, "There's two hundred of us, so you better watch out." Imagine that. This guy is a member of some organization that has two hundred members. I'm glad they didn't all try to break into my apartment at the same time. After doing some research I have come to the conclusion that he was not a drunk, off-duty, homophobic cop. I believe he was a drunk, moronic idiot follower of Roger Weidner and the Oekermans. But the person who broke into my apartment apparently felt that some deity or Roger Weidner had given him the right to deal with all manner of undesirables in illegal and unsociable ways. And he felt that he could break into my apartment anytime he wanted and face no legal consequences. And guess what? He was right. As far as the local cops were concerned, they couldn't interfere with anything he did even if it was blatantly illegal. My questions for 29 Nov 2001 are as follows: Was this person's behavior learned, or was he always a bully and a moron (like Kim Anderson and Roger Weidner)? Why was he so sure that the local cops would do nothing? Who taught him firearms safety? Whoever his instructor was should be fired. Do the cops of Beaverton, Oregon have a legal and moral obligation to protect all citizens, even undesirable citizens like myself, from hate crimes and property crimes?

Two questions for 28 Nov 2001

Over the years I have had various burglaries done to various residences I have lived in. One of the things that were stolen were various guitars I had at the time of the burglaries. I have found that the stolen guitars ended up in Seattle, Washington. And this brings up one of the questions of the day, 28 Nov 2001. Is there a huge, invisible, mysterious, magical guitar magnet in Seattle that attracts stolen guitars?