Well, it's time to update the world about what is happening in Washington County, Oregon right now. We're seeking info from bureaucracies and others, including the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML) in association with everybody for the "beam particle" attack by Russia and China. Fortunately, the brilliant leaders of the Hillsboro, Oregon Chamber of Commerce have contacted SAMHSA.
Remember, don't forget the toilet paper. According to experts, the "particle beam" weapons won't interfere with toilets, unless you live in Portland, Oregon, where the Portland Water Bureau does interfere with toilets.
That great chef of Chinese food, Victor Oekerman, and his brilliant legal advisor, Roger Weidner, have offered to cook Chinese food in anticipation of the efforts of Russia and China to "pulse" America. According to Victor and Roger, "everybody but them damn furriners" are welcome.
Only in loony, homophobic, racist Washington County, Oregon.
NOTE: I've got better things to do than erase the childish, immature, psychotic, obscene comments from looney Roger Weidner and his gang of illiterate morons, so just put your opinions at the Johnhays.net Forum.