Open links in new window


Click here to translate this webpage

June 29, 2003

Update on Washington County's preparations for the "particle beam" attack from Russia and China

Well, it's time to update the world about what is happening in Washington County, Oregon right now. We're seeking info from bureaucracies and others, including the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML) in association with everybody for the "beam particle" attack by Russia and China. Fortunately, the brilliant leaders of the Hillsboro, Oregon Chamber of Commerce have contacted SAMHSA.

SAMHSA is the Federal agency charged with improving the quality and availability of prevention, treatment, and rehabilitative services in order to reduce illness, death, disability, and cost to society resulting from substance abuse and mental illnesses.

Remember, don't forget the toilet paper. According to experts, the "particle beam" weapons won't interfere with toilets, unless you live in Portland, Oregon, where the Portland Water Bureau does interfere with toilets.

That great chef of Chinese food, Victor Oekerman, and his brilliant legal advisor, Roger Weidner, have offered to cook Chinese food in anticipation of the efforts of Russia and China to "pulse" America. According to Victor and Roger, "everybody but them damn furriners" are welcome.

Only in loony, homophobic, racist Washington County, Oregon.

Posted by John at June 29, 2003 02:45 PM | TrackBack
Comments


NOTE: I've got better things to do than erase the childish, immature, psychotic, obscene comments from looney Roger Weidner and his gang of illiterate morons, so just put your opinions at the Johnhays.net Forum.