Here in Washington County, Oregon we have a looney cop who's a great believer. He believes he's a great fighter against supernatural evil. I figure since the taxpayers are paying him to fight crime instead of supernatural evil, maybe he ought to give back his paycheck, quit being a cop, and become a voodoo priest.
This looney cop also believes in space alien abductions, the International Homosexual Satanic Ritual gang, and the International Jewish Banking Cabal gang.
This cop also loves to illegally bug bathrooms. I figure Washington County has more bugged bathrooms than the rest of the country combined. I hereby dub Washington County, Oregon the "Bugged Bathroom Capital of the USA".
I can understand bugging bathrooms to get evidence on the workings of the International Homosexual Satanic Ritualist gang because everybody knows bathrooms are where the gang hangs out and does its rituals. You might think it might get a little crowded in those little bathrooms with a couple of hundred people doing rituals and everything, but because of their super-duper supernatural powers forty people can occupy the same space at the same time. Don't ever try and talk to these people about the laws of physics because they ain't got time for diddly squat, small time stuff like physics. After all, they're doing really important stuff.
What I didn't know but the looney cop knew was that the Washington County bathrooms are where the International Jewish Cabal Banking gang likes to hide out when they're counting the money they get from controlling the universe. Columbia Cocaine Cartels are pikers compared to the International Jewish Cabal gang. I hear next year they're branching out and becoming the Intergalactic Universal Jewish Banking gang. The reason the Cabal likes to hang out in Washington County bathrooms is because, you know, sometimes the money is dirty and all the Cabal has to do is put the money in the sink, throw in a little soap and, WALLAH, clean money.
Only in looney, homophobic, racist Washington County, Oregon.
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