I would never, ever make jokes about the French elites because, well, you know, they're so elite. However, Transterrestrial Musings is more of a meany than I am.
Today's Lecture Is About BugsPosted by John at December 24, 2003 08:51 PMThere's lots of bugs. They're all over the place. There's one foolproof way to get rid of bugs, and that is frogs. For some strange reason frogs like to eat bugs. Probably has something to do with genes.
If you have bugs in your house or apartment, go out and get about 100 thousand frogs. In no time at all you won't have bugs, and if you do you won't notice the bugs because of all those damn frogs.
Once you get rid of all the bugs, it's time to get rid of the frogs. Go out and meet some French people because for some strange reason French people like to eat frogs. Probably has something to do with genes.
When the French people come over to your house or apartment, say something like, "Well, here's lots of frogs. Eat up."
If, while the French people are eating the frogs, they say something like, "All you Americans are imperialistic pigs!" just ignore what they say and tell them, "Now, now, don't eat with your mouth full."
If they then say something like, "Your president is an imperialistic pig!" just ignore them and say, "Eat, eat your frogs."
Tomorrow's lecture will be Canadians: Who are they? What are they? Will Canada be the next Soviet Union?
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