Here in loony Washington County, Oregon we have an underground railroad.
We also have a group of ugly old hag white women who are experts at everything, including pointing out to white women that they've been victimized by the black folk, the Mexican folk, the patriarchy, western civilization and a whole host of supernatural victimizers.
We have something called the Washington County Housing Authority. It is supposed to do some jobs mandated by local, state and federal laws. Sometimes they actually do the job but most of the time the Washington County Housing Authority doesn't do anything except look busy. There used to be, and probably still is, a couple of people associated with the Housing Authority who are, and were, also associated with the group of ugly old hags and the underground railroad.
Many times when the ugly old hags would inform a white woman or white women that she or they were a victim or victims of one or more of the victimizers previously stated in the second paragraph, this would cause the white woman or white women to engage in activities that were not socially redeeming, such as; robbery, burglary, assault, starting a meth lab, sometimes even murder, and on and on.
Once the cops, sometimes only a few cops, started looking for the white woman or women for engaging in unseemly and illegal behavior, depending on the circumstance or circumstances, it was time for the various components of the underground railroad to leap into action.
The underground railroad would whisk the white wanted woman or women up to Alaska where the people of the underground railroad believed the meany cops couldn't get to the victimized white woman or women who had to - just really, really had to - almost were forced to - engage in unseemly or illegal behavior because of their victimization.
There is and was a small group of loony preachers and their followers helping the underground railroad and sometimes these preachers and their followers would go to gatherings and shout to the heavens, "Lord Almighty, just for these poor white women to have to live in the same country with the spawn of the devil is terrible, and this is what causes these poor white women to get caught up in a life of crime and it's not their fault because they're the true vicims!!!!"
On a related note: What with all these people a cursing and a praying and a screaming it's a wonder the wildlife or the spawn of the devil in Washington County, Oregon ever got a good night's sleep.
Posted by John at January 27, 2004 04:02 AM | TrackBackNOTE: I've got better things to do than erase the childish, immature, psychotic, obscene comments from looney Roger Weidner and his gang of illiterate morons, so just put your opinions at the Johnhays.net Forum.