Wizbang: Can I Go Pee . . . Please? is about the foolishness of administrators at Lawrence Middle School. Here's an excerpt:
Under a new policy at the Lawrence Middle School, seventh- and eighth-graders are allowed to leave class for the bathroom a maximum of 15 times a month. As a result, some are afraid to use up their bathroom passes too quickly and end up with a full bladder and nowhere to go.
Personally, I think kids have it too easy these days. When I was a kid I had to walk through fifteen miles of snow, eight miles of alligator infested swamp, ten miles of desert, four mountain ranges and that was just to get to the outhouse. The school was still fifty miles over yonder. The school didn't have an outhouse so nobody at the school went to the bathroom for about twelve years.
P.S. Nobody at the school survived and that's why I'm dead.
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