The following is a newsflash about an important person in Hillsboro, OR. The local news rag won't cover it because of monopolistic concerns, but we here at Sleaze Report Ruminations do not care about local monopolistic economic realities AND, even more important, we have no compunction about stealing other people's news reports.
The whole horrible story is at the link below:
Day Job Officially Becomes JobHILLSBORO, OR—Another human dream was crushed by the uncompromising forces of reality Monday, when the restaurant day job of 29-year-old former aspiring cartoonist Mark Seversen officially became his actual job.
"After four years of washing dishes to support my drawing projects, I've made the transition to washing dishes to support myself," Seversen told reporters after punching out at the end of his shift at Tres Café. "Let's face it, this is it. This is my job. I'll never forget that moment when I transformed from an aspiring underground cartoonist into a non-aspiring restaurant worker."
Since I'm an intrepid reporter I had to go out and get an interview from a spokesperson for the Hillsboro, Oregon Chamber of Commerce.
I intrepidly asked the spokesperson, "What can you tell me about this horrible story with such a victimless victim?"
She replied, "Why do those damn Mexicans keep coming to OUR Cinco de Mayo celebrations?"
I asked her, "Can I quote you on this?"
She said, "Ok, but no more quotes because I'm going to eat Mexican food."
We'll keep you updated on this important story.
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