I guess religion is a lot sexier than I thought at Rhodes College.
According to this post from SW Virginia law blog, a case has recently been decided on whether or not a Virginia lawyer can be arrested for being a loudmouth.
I always thought that's how they made their living. Then again, maybe I'm thinking about politicians.
According to probate records from Nevada, Arizona, and California I seem to have inherited some money since 1980 (when I went into the Navy).
I haven't received one dime of it. It seems the Roger Weidner/Victor Oekerman gang, in association with my relatives (John McClelland Hays, Neta Hays and Chris Andrea Hays), actually received the assets.
It also seems they got a crooked cop by the name of Doug to help them.
Is it possible they know something I don't?
Maybe the local Sheriff or the District Attorney know something.
Ever since my relatives joined Roger Weidner's crazy white supremacist gang my relatives have, along with the other members of the gang, gone around falsely accusing all sorts of people of all sorts of heinous crimes, including me. Members of the gang also claim to be experts in everything. They're not and their claims of being experts in everything can sometimes get outrageous.
Here in Washington County, Oregon they've gone to the local Sheriff's Office, the local DA's office and various judges and falsely accused innocent people of various crimes and then demanded that the Sheriff or DA or the judges do as they are ordered by the gang.
There's one particular cop they go to that believes everything the gang tells him, no matter how outrageous. He's investigated me for twenty years for all sorts of crimes that are impossible to commit.
At least now we know that "automatic parshing" was invented by the Roger Weidner gang and that the Weidner gang invented the internet.
For those who need some humor in their lives I'm going to put an excerpt from one of Oregon's craziest white supremacist news websites on this post.
While Roger Weidner was telling the supporters how his brothers intellectual property had been pirated by Bruce Bastian, who was sitting nearby at the counsel table, his attorney John Mullen, lost his composure and angrily said "you’re a liar" to Bruce Wydner. Mullen then in a defiant tone contemptuously asked Bruce Wydner "what is it we stole?". Bruce Wydner, without a moments hesitation responded, "automatic parshing" which is the key technoloy that allows the internet to function.
Believe it or not, somebody actually wrote the following loony news article and you can actually access from here.
What the hell, I'll put the whole ridiculous news article below:
On May l3, 2003 Bruce Wydner, and his brother Roger Weidner, appeared in the Utah County Courtroom of Judge Lynn Davis, in Provo, Utah. Bruce Wydner and Roger Weidner were in court to be heard on the Summary Judgment Motion they had filed in the Breach of Contract, Fraud and Unjust Enrichment action they had filed against Novell, Word-Perfect, Eyring Research, Bruce Bastian and Alan Ashton. Appearing in support of Bruce and Roger were 70 concerned citizens from around the country including Senator Trent Lott’s cousin Jesse Lott, Oregon newspaper publisher Larry Jackson, Sheriff Mack and Utah radio talk show host Tom Draschel.In the complaint Bruce Wydner stated that he is the inventor of cost effective machine translation, the key technology allowing the development of the internet. The complaint charges that in l978, in violation of the non-compete, non-circumvent, non-disclosure contract Wydner had with Eyring Research and its employees the technology was pirated by Eyring Research to fulfill the contract Eyring had with the United States Air Force.
Then Bruce Bastian, an employee of Eyring, and Allen Ashton, with the consent of Eyring, but without the knowledge of Wydner, unlawfully appropriated Wydner’s intellectual property to start Word Perfect. The complaint also charges that former Eyring Research employees Mr. Fairclough, Mr. Nyberg, Mr. Christiansen and a fourth party also obtained the technology to start Novell by threatening Eyring Research President Ron Hanson. The complaint states that the four founders of Novell told Hanson that if they were denied the technology they would tell Wydner that Eyring had unlawfully permitted the technology to be turned over to Word-Perfect.
Before the hearing, outside the courtroom, Bruce Wydner’s brother, and co-complainant, Roger Weidner, the l998 Oregon Reform Party candidate for Governor and a former attorney and public prosecutor, told the supporters assembled that he has spent the last l5 years fighting the pervasive corruption in the Oregon court system. Roger Weidner told the supporters that what he has seen repeated over and over again is innocent people having their children, their lands and other property shamelessly stolen by corrupt attorneys, bureaucrats or judges. He said no matter how blatant the theft the victims complaint is always dismissed on one pretense or another so the victim can never get their case heard by a jury of their peers as the law requires. Weidner said all of these victims are being denied fundamental "equal protection" and "due process" of law guaranteed to the citizens of Oregon under the Oregon Constitution and the Constitution of the United States.
Frances Weidner, the 93 year old mother of Roger and Bruce, was introduced to the supporters. Roger told those present that without his mother’s steadfast support over the past l5 years it would have been impossible for him to have had the success he has had in cleaning up the corruption in the Oregon court system. Roger told how his mother, weighing less than l00 pounds, had repeatedly intimidated corrupt attorneys and judges by openly confronting them about their corruption in the courtroom. Roger related one incident in l992 where he was being violently arrested, and choked to the ground, for trying to speak in court that his mother attempted to kick one of the arresting guards while her arms were being held behind her back by Deputy Multnomah County Sheriff Rita Berman. In another incident he related that in l994 his mother chased former Chief Justice of the Oregon Supreme Court, Ed Petersen, out of the Multnomah County Courthouse after he ordered the arrest of Roger for insisting on speaking in court on the record.
Roger told the supporters to remain standing when they entered the courtroom until the judge came in. In the courtroom, before the judge came in, Roger told those assembled that they were the sovereign political authority in the state. He said that the judge and the guards are all public employees who, as a condition of their employment, have taken an oath of office to uphold and defend the constitutional rights of the citizens appearing as parties in court. While Roger Weidner was telling the supporters how his brothers intellectual property had been pirated by Bruce Bastian, who was sitting nearby at the counsel table, his attorney John Mullen, lost his composure and angrily said "you’re a liar" to Bruce Wydner. Mullen then in a defiant tone contemptuously asked Bruce Wydner "what is it we stole?". Bruce Wydner, without a moments hesitation responded, "automatic parshing" which is the key technoloy that allows the internet to function. Roger told the supporters that they were there to see that he and Bruce were able to make a full record of how Bruce’s intellectual property had been pirated by the defendants and used to generate billions of dollars in illicit profits for the defendants.
After Judge Davis entered the courtroom he said he was first going to hear the defendant’s Motion To Dismiss the breach of contract claim. Judge Davis, acting like an attorney for the defendants, challenged whether Roger Weidner and Bruce Wydner could bring the action since the contract was between Weidner Communications Inc., owned by their younger brother Stephen, and Eyring. Roger pointed out the contract was a third party beneficiary contract entered between Weidner Communication and Eyring Research to protect Bruce Wydner’s intellectual property.
After attorney Mullen spoke, Roger Weidner addressed the court saying his brother was the world recognized inventor of "automatic parshing, which is the technology that allows the internet to operate. He said Bruce Wydner had contracted with Eyring to do some technical work to perfect his ability to do automatic machine translation. He told the judge that his brother’s office at Eyring had been padlocked in l978 in order to block Bruce Wydner from removing his intellectual property. Roger told the judge that it was not until November of l999 that Bruce Wydner was told by the Harmon family, founders of Eyring Research, that the Air Force had ordered them to seize, for national security purposes, his brother’s intellectual property.
Bruce Wydner then addressed the court telling the judge that he was the world recognized inventor of "automatic parshing." He then turned and pointed at Bruce Bastian, who was sitting behind his attorney Mullen, and said: "In l978 I contracted with Eyring to see if they could produce cost effective machine translation. I was about to fire Eyring because none of their programmers were linguist. Eyring President Ron Hansen said his $5.00 an hour programmer Bruce Bastian could speak Italian and would that do. I told Hansen that Italian and Spanish were similar and so continued working with Eyring and Bastian. Because Eyring had signed the no-compete, non-circumvent agreement I had no idea that Bastian was training all of the rest of the programmers at Eyring how to use my technology in order to be able to collect 96 million dollars from the Air Force." Weidner said that although he had a strange reaction when he told LDS President Kimbal in l982 that he had invented "automatic parsing," it was not until l999 that he finally became aware of the fact that both Word-Perfect and Novell were created out of the technology he had invented.
As Bruce Wydner and Roger Weidner were condemning Bastian for his thievery he sat behind his attorney, head down and his complexion alternating between a bright red and a dull purple hue physically reflecting his obvious embarrassment and shame. Except for the momentary outburst by Mullen, before the hearing started, neither Bastian or Mullen questioned the truthfulness of the charges that both Bruce Wydner and Roger Weidner were leveling against Bruce Bastian, Alan Ashton, Word-Perfect, Eyring Research or Novell. After the hearing was concluded a very shaken Bruce Bastian left the courtroom under the protection of one of the Deputy Sheriffs present.
Super Moron, Sleazy Roger Weidner is driving back and forth in front of the house where I live again.
I wonder if he has his dirtball buddy cop, Doug, with him. He's also trying to convince people around here he is a super duper computer expert. He's not. He's just a super duper white supremacist with a low IQ.
It would be nice if the local DA's office or the local Sheriff would bust him.
Many years ago in Rota, Spain when I was in the Navy, Cathy Winters and her mother kept bugging me about how I should quit being a Scientologist because Scientologists were evil, part of the Satanic New World Order and all sorts of stuff.
I have never been a Scientologist and I told them this but they never believed me and kept bugging me about it.
I have since found out they were told I was a Scientologist by the crazy Roger Weidner/Victor Oekerman gang.
Apparently, a Navy JAG officer believed these people and forged my signature to some bizarre confessions after I had gotten out of the Navy and went to work for the US Postal Service.
I also understand a number of copies of these bizarre confessions have been sent to a lot of people in Washington County. The confessions are fake. It's difficult to confess to any violations of the UCMJ after getting out of the military and going to work for the US Postal Service. If you don't believe me then ask Postal Inspectors and FBI agents.
Anyway, I would like to point out right now that I have never been a Scientologist and that I seriously doubt they are part of the Satanic New World Order. I also doubt the Satanic New World Order actually exists.
However, my crazy sister, Chris Andrea Hays, is absolutely convinced that the Satanic New World Order is hiding out it her bedroom, bathrooms, and all the neighbors' residences.
Today's lecture is entitled "Honkies, why they're here and why they're pernicious".
I needed to write about something today but I couldn't come up with a subject other than why the plumber needs to come out.
So I asked Dr. kkjlajfosjfldjfdoosl and he said, "Look, some of my best friends are white, but they ain't honkies. I like white people.....as long as they don't go out with my daughter......I don't like honkies because they bug me and say stupid things like, 'Some of my best friends are Indian, but I wouldn't buy turquoise from them'".
"Most honkies don't come from Okinawa and not from stupid white people as many people think. They come from Washington County, Oregon."
"Some honkies want all us naturally colored folk to get guns so we can shoot each other, but I can tell you here and now, we ain't going to......instead we'll rob liquor stores so's we can pay for college."
The good doctor went on to explain to me many things.
The other day I was scratching like an Oregonian addicted to cheap gambling when suddenly I realized I had a flea on me.
Not two, three or four or even more, but one little flea. I deduced the flea came from my pet jackass.
Well, after much deliberation over smoked salmon and vodka, I realized something drastic needed to be done.
So I smoked him, killed him, charbroiled him, cut him up into little bitty pieces and flushed him down the toilet.
Then the flea asked me, "Why did you do that to your jackass?"
I replied, "Well, you know, he had a flea problem."